well, at least he's being affectionate...

Simon [to Everett]: because your graphics aren't fancy, lover boy.

I love you so much it hurts

Everett:  Well, there's more than one kind of love.
...like there's the brotherly kind of love where I punch you.  

Simon on Cirque de la Symphonie

Minus the music, it was awesome!

sorting through stuff

I used to write down the funny things Everett and Simon would say.  In the midst of digging through old possessions, I found a stack of paper scraps with amusing kid quotes on them.  They'll show up here soon, but I'm going to back date the posts.  So what I'm telling y'all is look at the old stuff later today.  You'll laugh.  At least once.  

just a little afternoon nerd humor

In between punching each other, poking each other, and denying verifiable facts, Everett and Simon have some really entertaining things to say.  Like, "In a fight between infinity and zero, zero wins."  At least when that fight is in the form of multiplication.  And outrageous laughter follows.

It's nearly as good as the time they couldn't stop laughing about both of Everett's bishops being on black when they were playing chess.  "Ahahahahaha!  HOW did that happen?!"  

this'll keep cps away

me: Now I just have to feed my children and put them to sleep.

all growed up

Simon:  My keychain does have some adulty things: I have a thumb drive, a key I don't know what it goes to, a library card...